guy:

wow i like u *double taps u like an instagram post*

(Source: guy, via pizza)

galacticdad:

i can`t go to school mom the blankets have accepted me as one of their own if i leave now i might lose their trust.

(Source: severeproblems, via pizza)

565mae10:

565mae10:

GUYS WE NEED TO REEVALUATE OUR LIVES.

YOU KNOW THE SCOOBY DOO GANG?

VELMA IS 15.

FRED IS 16.

DAPHNE IS 16.

SHAGGY IS 17.

SCOOBY IS 7.

WE ARE LITERALLY THE SAME AGE AS THE SCOOBY DOO GANG MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE.

EVERYONE MUST BE ENLIGHTENED OF MY HEART BREAKING DISCOVERY. I’M TAKING YOU ALL DOWN WITH ME.

(via pizza)

cozyqueen:

bruh porn titles be so extra and so outta line like u got shit like “HORNY TIGHT ASIAN TEEN GAGS ON MONSTER COCK” like relax why u so loud & specific.

(via pizza)

oomshi:

its ok if you don’t follow me on tumblr as long as you follow me into bed

(via pizza)

d0nn0:

American Horror Story: Flappy Bird

(Source: d0nn0, via pizza)

When contempating a $15.00 purchase

10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money

can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do

(Source: whiteboyfriend, via pizza)

vvankinq:

skypestripper:

hearing a story thats obviously made up

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(via pizza)

yaoi-squicknard:

AAAW YIS ITS BEDROOM FANDOM.

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U GOT BEDROOM FOR YOUR DAWG, SMALL CHILDREN

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wE GOT BEDROOM FOR THE GIRLY GURLS

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We got da modern bedrooooms

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DIS ONE COMES WITH A POOL

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dis one is all nature.

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FOR DA REAL SWAG, JOIN DA BEDROOM FANDOM.

(via gymclass-her0in)

therealbuckinghamalice:

justice-league-watchtower:

That awkward moment when you can’t tell whether he’s being serious or not.

His sense of humor comes out at the oddest times, bless his heart.

(Source: littlechinesedoll, via fabulousturtlepug)

causally:

YOU WANNA GO *gives you flowers* ON A DATE

(Source: causally-archive, via pizza)